Einstein's Compass

Don't let anyone know but we just got Einstein's compass in. It was creating havoc in Princeton, NJ where space and time began warping near Einstein's former house. Cars were disappearing in front of the house and then reappearing in a number of places. In fact a tour bus spontaneously appeared in the middle of the Hyatt atrium! And an old Ford Model T appeared from nowhere in the Institute for Advanced Studies parking lot. Good thing we were able to find the compass and bring it here.

The Joyce Family Pen

We thought it would be best to explain the pen to the left. It has been passed down through the Joyce family for generations and was the first artifact to be stored by Storehouse 27. James was the Joyce who discovered that caution needed to be exercised when using this pen and James was the last member of the Joyce family to use this pen. He discovered that if the pen was within three feet of him when he began to write his novels, he would find himself writing long drawn-out sentences that were totally void of punctuation. After awhile, people around James realized that his speech began to change resulting in long rambling speeches consisting of what appeared to be nonsense. Now that the pen is in Storehouse 27, no one will ever know exactly what happened, but it is now surmised that repeated exposure to the pen results in one's thought s being taken by the pen itself.

Shhhh...,,,

Don't say anything but the agents here at Storehouse 27 have decided to let the public know about our organization. We are privately funded large warehouse of stored artifacts that, well...are odd. Currently, there is s show on TV based on our organization called "Warehouse 13" but they just have it all wrong! It is here, that we will let you know the truth! But don't tell anyone....