Einstein's Compass

Don't let anyone know but we just got Einstein's compass in. It was creating havoc in Princeton, NJ where space and time began warping near Einstein's former house. Cars were disappearing in front of the house and then reappearing in a number of places. In fact a tour bus spontaneously appeared in the middle of the Hyatt atrium! And an old Ford Model T appeared from nowhere in the Institute for Advanced Studies parking lot. Good thing we were able to find the compass and bring it here.