The Joyce Family Pen

We thought it would be best to explain the pen to the left. It has been passed down through the Joyce family for generations and was the first artifact to be stored by Storehouse 27. James was the Joyce who discovered that caution needed to be exercised when using this pen and James was the last member of the Joyce family to use this pen. He discovered that if the pen was within three feet of him when he began to write his novels, he would find himself writing long drawn-out sentences that were totally void of punctuation. After awhile, people around James realized that his speech began to change resulting in long rambling speeches consisting of what appeared to be nonsense. Now that the pen is in Storehouse 27, no one will ever know exactly what happened, but it is now surmised that repeated exposure to the pen results in one's thought s being taken by the pen itself.